I Refused To Wipe Myself So My Mom Quit Her Job
Author | : | |
Rating | : | 4.92 (814 Votes) |
Asin | : | 0692240314 |
Format Type | : | paperback |
Number of Pages | : | 180 Pages |
Publish Date | : | 2014-06-09 |
Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Apollinaire said If you chuckled after looking at the cover and reading the title, you will chuckle at what's inside as well.. Interestingly enough, this book is appropriately classified in the "philosophers" rubric: it is, in a sense, a kind of memoir (not a novel) featuring one man's theories on living right, told through small anecdotes of his life.The humor is definitely well-represented by the humorous cover/title. For example, take this exerpt: "She blew me for an hour one day. There was ball-licking and she even tried to slip a finger in my butt. Again, ladies! No fingers in butts, it’s highly uncomfortable . We broke up the normal way: I woke up next to her topless body with the sunlight shining through the window onto her magnificent breasts. Christopher Brophy said memoir almost all in a single sitting and was glad and relieved to find a slightly optimistic and positive. I read this professionally edited and formatted self published memoir almost all in a single sitting and was glad and relieved to find a slightly optimistic and positive conclusion. It’s breezy easy reading with a humorous self deprecating voice, containing all the poop, masturbating, awkward and degrading sexual peccadilloes any fan of too much information could wish for. The body of the book doesn't tell a story so much as present a series of bleak situations experienced by a compulsive irresponsible ne'er do well throughout his excessively immature twenties. Alcohol, disconnected mostly loveless sex, and gambling drive thi. Whistlers Mom said Gambling addiction is a growth industry!. WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY AND VULGARITY, SKIP THIS ONE! This is the no-holds-barred, nothing-held-back account of a young man's life. If you are a man who has reached the Age of Reason (hopefully, thirty or so) you will probably read his exploits and think been-there-done-that-thank-God-I-survived. If you are a woman you MIGHT want to read it to gain a fuller understanding of the young male mind (which is, frankly, not working to peak capacity!) Prepare to be shocked and disgusted.I think the book has value because of the long-term gambling addiction that wrecked his life. It's grim reading, but gambling is a proble
About the Author Brian was born, he lived a little, and he has not yet died
Gambling Addiction. All words to describe this true story.. Death. Car Accidents. Failure. Comedy. Swearwords
Brian was born, he lived a little, and he has not yet died