Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy: An Original Jane Bond Parody
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| Rating | : | 4.90 (583 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0380803100 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 288 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2013-03-14 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Although thrilled by the tailored suit the government provides, Jane is a reluctant spy. Ian Fleming's bestselling thrillers relied for their appeal on the attractions of danger, especially in the sexual allure of their handsome, fearless, hardhearted hero, James Bond. As her story opens, James has been locked away in a Swiss sanitarium, having at last "lost his nerve." The British Secret Service plots to recruit his bookish, unambitious lesbian twin sister, Jane, hoping that in disguise, she will be a convincing stand-in for the world-famous agent. What she doesn't know is that her new girlfriend, Bridget, ostensibly a cosmetic sales g
Not at all what I expected, but still fun. What I expected out of this book was "In this book, the part of James Bond will be played by a tall, dark, handsome lesbian."What I got was "In this book, the part of the normal person pressed into service trying to impersonate James Bond will be played by a tall, dark, handsome lesbian."A good concept, but I'd rather hav. "If you liked "Nancy Clue" and "Cherry Aimless"" according to T. Metz. This book is completely addictive. I couldn't put it down. I thought Maney was pretty out-to-lunch with her Nancy Drew parodies, but she has now apparently lost all touch with reality, and the results are hilarious.I never really liked Jame Bond, but I feel for his poor creator, Ian Fleming. He must be calling for his bro. "A definate "Must Read"" according to A Customer. This was the first of Mabel Maneys books I read, and I have to say that I fell in love with it right from the start. It is unlike any other book I have read. It is extremely witty and I couln't stop reading it! I felt like I was riding the story with Jane and when it ended, I sat for a moment expecting another page or two
came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan.Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane Jane Bond."What's the story on Bond?""Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported."I know that. had suspected as much. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intactboth in and out of the bedroom!. I want to know what's wrong with him!And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo.""He's lost his nerve."N. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious f